I Stayed Up Late for This??? Why do I torture myself? At least Mo'nique didn't shave her legs.
Oscar Recap
A Night of Firsts
Red Carpet Snapshots
QUEEN Latifah--she rocks, love the pinkish dress, and she always does well on the red carpet. Side note: Queen Latifah is taller than George Clooney.
The Streep, lovely in white. She looks fantastic. She has been nominated 17 times for the Oscar.
J.Lo--she is wearing a dress and has an extra on her hip. Work that train Jenny from the block!
Keanu Reeves—he cannot grow a beard, it comes in patchy! Shave it Keanu, make it go away, never to be seen again!
Gabourney Sidebe –“If fashion was porn, this is the money shot.”
--referring to her own dress.
Chris March made the dress worn by Meryl Streep—remember Chris March from Project Runway—love him.
Jeff Bridges looks like Col. Sanders—anyone in the mood for chicken?
Miley Cyrus, Shoulders back, girls out! C’mon, this is the Oscars, no slouching! The interviewer said she had mastered the art of comedy, well all I have to say is she is no Lucille Ball! That’s right Miley, I went there!
Sandra Bullock, beautiful shimmering and shiny dress, horrible red lipstick, very distracting Sandy! But she gave a good answer to Barbara Walters when she was asked where does she see herself in 10 years. Sandy said she hopes to be healthy, hopes to have her sense of humor, and hopes to be with the same people in her house now.
Charlize Theron took Princess Leia’s buns and put them on her boobs!
Best Supporting Actor
Christoph Waltz
1st nomination, and 1st win
Animated Feature Film
Up
Best Original Song
The Weary Kind from Crazy Heart
Funniest presenters go to Tina Fey and Robert Downey, Jr.
Best Original Screenplay
The Hurt Locker
Biggest star on the stage during the John Hughes Tribute: Jon Crier or Matthew Broderick? I say Jon Crier—if money equals bigger star, Crier is pulling it in with Two and Half Men, plus his wife put a hit on him!
Best Animated Short Film
Logorama
(surprise here, I was sure the Wallace and Gromit pic would win)
Best Documentary Short
Music by Prudence
Best Live Action Short
The New Tenants
Funniest Entrance—Ben Stiller as a Na’avi
Best Makeup
Star Trek, duh did you see the competition?
Adapted Screenplay
Precious
Best Supporting Actress
Mo’nique, 1st nomination and 1st win
Art Direction
Avatar (was there any doubt?)
Best Costume
The Young Victoria (period pieces are always a shoe-in)
Best Sound Editing
The Hurt Locker
Best Sound Mixing
The Hurt Locker
Cinematography
Avatar
Best Original Score
Up
Visual Effects
Avatar
Best Documentary Feature
The Cove
Film Editing
The Hurt Locker
Best Actor
Jeff Bridges
5th nomination, 1st win
Best Actress
Sandra Bullock
1st nomination, 1st win
Best Director, presented by The Streisand
Kathryn Bigelow
2nd nomination, 1st win, and first woman to ever win (how shocking is that—it took 82 years)
Best Picture
The Hurt Locker (had 9 nominations and won 6 Oscars)
Look for my list of the best and worst dressed tomorrow!
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